America's sweetheart has one heck of a potty mouth.
Julia Roberts gave a colorful tribute to Tom Hanks on Monday, dropping the F-bomb several times at a Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring the actor.
"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," Roberts began. "So Tom, everybody likes you. All my bits are gone."
"Listen, I had lunch today with Rita and her were here and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a was like that, so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks."
Audience members, including Charlize Theron, burst into laughter, Us Weekly reports
Roberts went on to make fun of some of her pal's movies.
Of Hanks' 2004 flick "Ladykillers," she said, "I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair ... I didn't even know what the movie was about!"
She also gave a candid opinion of another 2004 film, "The Terminal."
"You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I'm wearing the same dress tonight as your publicist!"
Her roast was clearly a crowd pleaser, but Roberts was clear that the jabs were made with affection.
"Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know.I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you."
The Pretty Woman was in New York City Monday night for the Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring fellow Oscar owner Tom Hanks. But apparently, somebody forgot to clue in the actress that she meant to toast her Charlie Wilson's War colleague...not roast him.
"All right, well, it's late, and I'm paying my babysitter overtime, and I have to pee," she began. "So Tom, everybody f--king likes you. All my bits are gone."
Instead of saluting Hanks' estimable cinematic career, she deigned to point out a few of his turds more forgettable features...
"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair, Tom, I didn't even know what the f--k that movie was about," she said of The Ladykillers before digging into 2004's The Terminal. "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I'm wearing the same f--king dress tonight as your publicist!"
A few more F-bombs later, Roberts finally said her farewells.
“Listen, I’ve got to get home…I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you."
When the guest of honor finally took the stage, he already knew the big story of the night would have little to do with him. He joked that the headlines today would read, "Julia Roberts wears same dress as publicist," adding that she "has the biggest potty mouth you have ever heard."
Charlize Theron, Bruce Springsteen, Steven Spielberg and Sally Field were among those laughing at the star's surprising need to have her mouth washed out with soap.